Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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