The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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