i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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