Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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