my vag is so smooth its legendary
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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