my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
