Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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