He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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