Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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