Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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