is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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