i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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