nut hugger
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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