so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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