if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
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