I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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