here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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