Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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