if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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