Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Randomize
