I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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