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I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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