oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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