make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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