Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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