Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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