Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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