yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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