? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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