you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
high people should be assigned attendants
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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