You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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