Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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