i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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