I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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