There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
