8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Terrible idea I love it
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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