You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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