I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
