There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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