please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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