You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Terrible idea I love it
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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