ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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