i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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