so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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