We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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