They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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