Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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