Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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