nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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