I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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