why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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